Welcome to the official blog of Iron Maiden. That's me, by the way--the "gorgeous" superheroine, according to at least one person (Hi, Blitz!)--not that rock band.
I should probably start by telling you that trying to find out who I am by hacking this account is doomed to failure. I'm sitting on top of an apartment building posting from a brand new laptop PC using someone's unsecured wireless connection. (Being able to fly around the city looking for unsecured wi-fi hotspots is awfully handy that way.) My email and blog accounts were created only minutes ago using said laptop and wireless connection. In short there's nothing on this PC or in the accounts connected to it to lead you back to my real identity.
So, what do I want to say? Let's start by clearing up a few...misconceptions.
First, I am not now nor have I ever dated--or even met--Brad Pitt, George Klooney or Harrison Ford. Honestly, where do the tabloids get this stuff? Although if George Klooney knocked on my door....
Second, I am not--to quote some pinhead on that website (you know the one)--"a big lesbo" either. Sorry, I just don't swing that way. It is only in the depraved imaginations of some truly execrable porn that Wild Lotus and I are anything but friends.
It is true that I am more powerful than a locomotive. It is not true that I am faster than a speeding bullet. Nor is it true that I am a strange visitor from another world. Nope, not a robot either. (Eye roll...OR an android. Geez.)
